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thatsgrace:

I’m getting a dog soon, what should I get? 

(via afeelingdeepinyoursoul)

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Me when something is about to fall:chILL
me when I run into something:chill
Me when my food is too hot:chill omg
Me when my computer whirrs too loudly:chill
Me when the music surprises me by being too loud:CHILL
— 1 hour ago with 113 notes

nemesismess:

if you have school tomorrow

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(via doctorvaljean)

— 1 hour ago with 23545 notes
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

(Source: manda, via doctorvaljean)

— 1 hour ago with 611669 notes

kryskillinit:

crazy eyes is the realest bitch. 

(Source: bbseamonster, via staysane--insideinsanity)

— 1 hour ago with 200490 notes

arrogantanupapaya:

kalifrak:

kalifrak:

The crouching cover is in this year…

I fully expect to see Bilbo on the cover of DoS in this pose.

Edit: FUCKIN CALLED IT

oh my god

(via liamdryden)

— 1 hour ago with 87087 notes

broadwaydreamer:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got, a sustainable income and a good job.

— 1 hour ago with 148 notes

ja-mbles:

humpinghippogriffs:

seerofkarkittens:

pipjustice:

keepcalmanduseyourpatronus:

shlabam:

Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.

This is the best way to explain this.

never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either

Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”

unless it’s “vegetables”

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(via msrannells)

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alask-uhh:

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

dyingggg

alask-uhh:

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

dyingggg

(via thebroadwaymoviediva)

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jettschae:

simsiguess:

IS THE PEE STREAM REALLY NECESSARY 

LOOOL oh god

jettschae:

simsiguess:

IS THE PEE STREAM REALLY NECESSARY 

LOOOL oh god

(via simsgonewrong)

— 1 hour ago with 1041 notes